“#*%^!”, “$%&#!”, “%&$#?@!” These are just some of the words you can expect to hear when Peter is making his cheese and pickle sandwich.
After grating his knuckles for the 3rd time, then giving up and trying to cut the cheese with a knife, he's left with a sandwich that looks more like the Leaning Tower of Pisa than a suitable lunchtime snack.
If only someone had told him about the Cheese Slicer. A cunning little contraption that has two stainless steel wires perfect for cutting cheese, there's one side for thin slices, and one for the more adventurous.
Maybe someone will be kind enough to get Peter one. Fingers crossed… and bleeding.